Cake Please!

I can't believe that I only lost 1% body fat and my BMI went up!  I was flabbergasted but didn't know what to say for myself.  Actually I know just what to say.  I ate like and uncontrolled champ!  I ate like I didn't know any better.  I ate like my first, middle and last name was "Cake Please".  I ate like I was never going to be given the chance to eat again.  By now you get the picture.  Need I say more?